We’ve all seen them. Those bullsh^t, humble brags on social media that we all know are lies. But some are actually legit hilarious because they’re so ridiculous.
Today, we’re bringing together 14 of the dopest, dankest, nonsensical social media lies people have posted – because why not? It’s time to laugh. What more reason do we need besides that?
Let’s go!
1. Yeah. That happened.
Come on now…
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2. Bruh. Come on…
There is no reality where this happened.
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3. Complete #bullsh^t
I also find the lack of punctuation appalling!
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4. Supervegan strikes again!
Go home… nobody believes you!
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5. Then why are you lying?
5 minutes straight? Yeah.
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6. Stop lying for Siri! She’s got enough problems as it is.
Come on bruh.
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7. This is sucking alright…
That’s not how venom works!
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8. More like “Lying Whisperer”
You would have straight up died.
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9. But how did they even know that?!?
Honestly, I love the gusto of this lie.
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10. Oh for God’s sake…
This is clearly a tall, tall tale.
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11. Nobody has done this ever.
Sure thing… surrrrreeee thinnnnnnng.
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12. “my fast brain”
And my fast intellect that says this is nonsense.
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13. Homeless appropriation? That’s what we’re doing now?
I mean, I guess it’s a thing.
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14. Nobody get this upset about that band. Nobody.
You also spelled counseling wrong.
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I’ll give all of these people this: they were brave enough to lie publicly and suffer the wrath of the social media mob.
For that, I applaud you all. I also laugh AT you, but I’m sure that’s nothing new.