The women of Twitter are on a roll, to say the least. They consistently produce hilarious tweets that make their fellow ladies, and even us fellas, laugh our asses off.
And when I say “laugh our asses off” I don’t mean that literally. All of our asses are still right where they usually are.
It’s a figure of speech for chrissakes. What did you think it was?
Anyway, here are 15 really good ones that got the ladies laughing in ANY year.
1. Here, here…
Those 17 year olds will end you!
billie eilish is just one of thousands if not millions of 17 year olds I am afraid of
— not a chill girl (@notchillgirl) June 12, 2019
2. Not like that…
No, never like that!
Me: hurt me
Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 19, 2019
3. Hey, you’re trying…
Not very good, but you’re trying.
my brain attempting to produce serotonin pic.twitter.com/4HLzSOi5ei
— Tabir Akhter (@tabir) March 14, 2019
4. Can’t help you this time.
So sorry. Find somebody else.
Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?”
Me: “of course!”
Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift?
Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://
— Myla ??? (@myla_loecke) March 10, 2019
5. They really nail it, don’t they?
Seems like a completely realistic character.
Men writing women characters: She was beautiful but didn’t know it. She was 5’7 and 101 pounds. Her feet were size 3. Her hat size was Infant. She’d never thrown up, even once. Her periods lasted 45 minutes. Her top was see-through.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) February 17, 2019
Apple is PURE evil.
Apple combining the headphone and charging jack remains one of the most sinister abuses of power to date
— Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) March 10, 2019
7. Not a fan of hers.
She has too many dashes.
____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____
Girl from my high school who thinks she's an influencer:
— Lindsay Carbone (@LindsayCarbone8) October 16, 2019
8. A perfect response.
I would have paid money to see that.
good morning to everyone but especially the woman in the crosswalk on my way to work who didn’t like that someone honked at her to hurry so she stopped and did a couple jumping jacks
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 21, 2019
9. Has enough time passed yet to talk about this?
I don’t think so. Let’s not speak of it for years.
Y’all remember when we used to only wear stuff like this or that’s just somethin we never gonna talk about? pic.twitter.com/a3QmA2SDre
— Kylie Ross (@kylieross24) June 8, 2019
10. That is spot-on!
You’re AT LEAST his younger sister.
michael cera is trending so i’d like to make it publicly known that i am his doppelgänger pic.twitter.com/d7U0bza7ca
— naomi ? (@nayohmee) August 6, 2019
11. Never a good spot to be in.
Guys can be so toxic.
Boyfriend: what’s wrong?
Girlfriend the rest of the day:
— Hatshepsut? (@INKdMajesty) September 13, 2019
12. Don’t beat yourself up about it.
I do this all the time.
my ex from a couple years ago has a new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one of my pics from a year ago and if youre out there i just want you to know its ok it happens to the best of us good luck out there
— Hana (@ohanabaig) March 5, 2019
13. Ok, this really is amazing to think this.
Or… maybe not.
In middle school when girls would text each other “will you dress up with me tomorrow” this is what they meant pic.twitter.com/b25lxz9iIk
— faith (@seriouslyfaith) December 31, 2018
Are those hilarious, or what? Makes you appreciate the female comedians of Twitter. Also, female comedians elsewhere. But specifically Twitter.
So, let us know which ones you thought were the most hilarious in the comments!
Please and thank you!