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These Tinder Profiles Are Love at First Swipe

Source: mutdoctor on Reddit

Tinder is a weird place. Spending any amount of time on there, you’d be hard pressed to know if profiles were set up in an attempt to attract people or just meme really hard.

Either way, they often make for great screenshots, and those get shared with the world, and you’re part of the world, so today we’re sharing them with you.

Enjoy these 45 Tinder profiles that are just trying to make their way in this life.

45. An angel

Lookin’ pretty good for someone who is probably both in severe pain and heavily drugged.

44. I smell a rat

“Report rat” is what I’ve been trying to do for months but my landlord never responds.

43. Call it in

Yes, ma’am.

42. See the sights

Hey man, it’s a tough job. It would scare the crap outta me.

41. Under the sea

This is why gas prices are always so high.

40. Heat me up

And she’s a stage manager apparently for that extremely depressing musical, so the work convos should be fun.

39. Blood in the water

We were so busy wondering if we could we forgot to ask if we should.

38. Gotta jet

Yeah, that seems fair enough.

37. Basic anatomy

Hey, it’s a start.

36. Benjamin Button syndrome

I never actually saw the movie, is that how it ends?

35. Throwing shade

Well, he’s got ya there.

34. Mono e monopoly

Are we absolutely SURE that’s not code for something?

33. Taken

Jesus take the wheel. Not hers though, please.

32. Mama Mia

Here she goes again.

31. Cries for help

It’s these experiences that mold us into who we are.

30. The year 2080

Now that’s just brilliant.

29. Bare the truth

Love it.

28. When life gives you lemons

Get angry, because you definitely didn’t order them.

27. Insightful questions

What was the name of your third grade teacher? What’s a nice, memorable 4-digit code?

26. Diabetic Father

Well you won’t have to look too far for that.

25. Movin’ out

There’d better be pizza and beer at the end of this.

24. Wish me luck

He’s gonna be the very best, like no one ever was.

23. Worlds apart

Can you even hear us from way up there?

22. Specific reasons

That’s one way to save some cash, I guess.

21. Tere

Step one is admitting you have a profile.

20. A solid

I’m not sure if my desire to help out would outweigh my desire not to get involved in a family mess.

19. The perfect date

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

18. Flat out wrong

She ded but she still cultured.

17. Getting trashed

Thought this was a picture of me and got confused for a minute.

16. Walk the walk

Hey, whatever kills a Wednesday afternoon.

15. Get out of my swamp

Like an onion, this profile has layers.

14. Dog days

He has sunglasses, I love him.

13. Amen, aman

But seriously though this is a dating app.

12. Don’t trash it

The perfect blend of messages to send.

11. The beneficiary

Hey it’s tough out there, we’ve got really bad public policies.

10. Surprise!

What a wild ride this profile is.

9. Spell it out

You’re gonna love all my bits.

8. Take a tip from me

The final hour approacheth.

7. Despite all my rage…

I have still got my gran in a cage.

6. Sick burn

Honestly though, stay away.

5. Hope and grace

There’s SO much going on here but the thing I can’t stop staring at is that this girl’s job is listed as TikToker.
That’s a common thing now, huh? I am old af.

4. Low key

No pressure, just make a decision right this second.

3. It’s in the stars

Babe it’s not my fault, you know I’m a vibra.

2. For your health

She makes a great point.

1. What a deal!

What’s it gonna take to seal this deal today?

Best of luck, dating searchers.

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