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These Tumblr Posts Should Never Be Seen By Human Eyes

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FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: RE: SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT JUST MIGHT BE TRUE??

This message is coming to you from the Ancient Cursed Land of Tumblr. One young girl received this message at her school house and did not pass it on. The next night, she was killed to death by a clown statue holding a haunted Sonic the Hedgehog cartridge!! Do NOT let it be you!! Pass this on to at least 10 people, or else these cursed posts will come to your house and make you bad sandwiches!! Press send in the next 10 mins and your crush will finally realize that your AIM away message is about them and text message you their heart!!

Don’t believe it?? You will after you see just how spooky these posts truly are!!

12. Worm your way in

Etsy is getting out of control.

https://www.tumblr.com/setheverman/181676655423/just-bought-this-tapeworm-from-etsy-where-are-you

11. Does whatever a spider can

If we get another series reboot I need it to be this.

https://www.tumblr.com/saintmcfly/98965862965/jackfrostftw-akilequidae-spiderman-dear

10. Wait, wet?

Them bones, them bones, them…dry bones.

https://elle-se-croit.tumblr.com/post/181034945697/cockyhorror-httpdemonics-cockyhorror

9. Bag it up

Hey, waste not want not.

https://www.tumblr.com/mrsmummifikation/172797887892/baelor-i-hate-making-tea-cuz-i-feel-bad-for

8. I’m gonna tell him

Do you wanna burn foreeeeever…

https://laura-jane98.tumblr.com/post/118329925895/evanj2014-i-have-seen-the-gates-of-hell/amp

7. Whatever floats your boat

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

https://www.tumblr.com/gamerphobe/177170014142/luvuv-pyonkotchi-plankton-built-his

6. Classic cuisine

There is so much marijuana involved in this post.

https://www.tumblr.com/hadesgirl/97126941226/squided-diamoncls-yourwaifu-thala55o

5. The hard truth

…and nothing BUT the tooth.

https://www.tumblr.com/hollowedskin/170680466338/itd-be-fucked-up-if-our-teeth-were-always-flacid

4. DIY

Or rather, D-I-WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

https://www.tumblr.com/the-butt-hut/44567032811/axon-axoff-1-scrub-an-avocado-pit-clean-2

3. Spell it out

This is basically just the Spongebob mocking meme font.

https://www.tumblr.com/prettyaro/187692097706/val-ritz-bouquetoftwelve-ommanyte

2. The shape of water

Tumblr is going to implode.

https://www.tumblr.com/royal-mortician/163635440346/dumbasian-straightboyfriend-omg-tumblypoos

1. But how

This is the future vegans want.

https://ssl-error.tumblr.com/post/189688422775/chickenless-bone-wing

I hope you will pass this on so you have good fortune and no murder clowns!!

What’s the most cursed thing YOU ever saw on the internet?

Tell us the spooky tale in the comments or your crush will never kiss you!

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