It’s kind of a common thing among true crimes fans to wonder aloud, “How did things get like this?”
I mean, there’s nothing inherently wrong with us. But we do have to question our motives when all we want to do is watch horrible, awful sh^t happen to other people during ANY media we consume. Television, books, podcasts… it doesn’t matter. It’s only entertaining if somebody is getting murdered.
So yeah, that’s fun! Enjoy these tweets, especially if you’re as obsessed with true crime as we are!
Chrissy knows what’s up…
The weirdest shows on investigation discovery are the ones that play jolly music in brutal murder reenactments (all of them)
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 10, 2013
The struggle is real… and it’s right behind that door!!!
me: Wow! Why am I so fre*ked out all the time?
also me: watches disappearance shows, listens to murder podcasts, watches unsolved crime videos
— chloee (@tinyflwr) January 19, 2018
“I am the best friend you’ll ever have!”
I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7
— ? (@raevyyyn) February 3, 2018
You god d*mned dummies!
I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don't watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.
— Northern Lights ? (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017
The story of my life…
I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”
— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018
Just lets the soap drip down into my eyes…
I watch so many murder shows that I'm afraid to close my eyes in the shower
— Shayli? (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016
Literally the title of this post! Why?!?!
Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*
Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they're alone*
Why am I like this? ?
— ~Whit✨ (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017
Those weird girls tho…
“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl sh^t,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.
— ???ficklenuts??? (@ficklenuts) December 16, 2017
Poop McScoop, Detective
Forensic Files is just f*cking with us, right? pic.twitter.com/dvgOPx5UKl
— House of 1000 Fionas (@cogentanalysis) March 11, 2018
Roses are red, people are F*ke, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48
— MTV Ellie Garza ✝ (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018
Wait! What’s behind you!