Imgur user UrsulaIMeanVanessa went on a Vegas trip with her girlfriends to celebrate their friend Emma getting married.

But you see, there’s this girl named Taylor who doesn’t understand how fun or life works (apparently) and, well, I’ll let Ursula explain…

And explain she does…

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So yeah… what could go wrong with somebody who acts like a monster in real life? She’ll be FINE if we put her into a situation where things where inhibitions are dropped.

Uh oh. God’s showing up? This can’t end well…

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The first rule of Lady Fight Club is…

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The second rule of Lady Fight Club is…

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Oh, this isn’t really Lady Fight Club…

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Wait… what?!?

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God forbid there isn’t $500 worth of food in the hotel room!

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OMFG… this bitch…

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Courteous passion? Who says that?!

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I mean, how up your own ass do you have to be to write something like that to a bunch of women who are looking to go out and have a good time?

Hopefully this “friend” got disinvited with the quickness.

Because nobody’s got time for ANY of that!