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There is never a shortage of snarky, witty tweets on the internet. It’s like they exponentially multiply over night! But there are some that are so hystarical you get that unexplainable pain in your side from doubling over in laughter. Hold on to your devices, these are the best tweets of the week!
10. The truth about dogs
My dog when she’s about to throw up pic.twitter.com/sMzQWjvMGN
— John from HR (@john_from_hr) March 6, 2019
9. Elon Degeneres
Also, meet Elon Degeneres pic.twitter.com/r6xUGzOngD
— Anis Muslić ⣢ (@0xUID) March 6, 2019
8. Will spring ever arrive?
Us: “Spring you still comin.?”
Spring: “Who all ova there.?”
— Unkle Ky. (@TheyLuvKyron2) March 5, 2019
7. We’ve all lied to the doctor
me at my doctor’s office once a year pic.twitter.com/hm54k3Eptc
— huckleberry jinn (@audatitty) March 3, 2019
6. Adults without kids
kids under 3 :
me : “say fuck you”
— he-men-uh (@cxrrea) March 5, 2019
5. They both saved my soul just by listening
I am not kidding you when I tell you I think about this Jessica Simpson and Jewel “Who Will Save Your Soul?” performance daily. pic.twitter.com/IMl42fNmMy
— Matt Stopera (@mattstopera) March 5, 2019
4. Best romantic story
8 yrs ago, I was crying alone at a park. A dog ran up to me and nuzzled his snout at my knees. His owner was a handsome cardiologist that ended up dating me. But after 6 weeks, he said his life was “so crazy right now” and started dating an Equinox receptionist. This isn’t us. pic.twitter.com/iL7FhtjAr2
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 3, 2019
3. OMG, I’ve stared in this one!
‘why did i wear that’ the musical
— steph (@stephsstone) March 6, 2019
2. Sad but true
Deleting my zero like posts as if I’m an affluent Victorian family locking their problematic child in the attic to save their status in society
— calista! (@calistagif) March 4, 2019
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) March 6, 2019
That’s a wrap! Hope you’re laughing!