Tumblr Reminds Young People That We’re All Still Playing ‘The Game’ (BTW You Just LOST)

Apologies to all of you, who have indeed just lost the game.

I truly am sorry, but it had to be done. There are too many among us who have forgotten. Too many who must be reminded of the hell those of us who remember have been through… all that pain and suffering… and it’s all because of The Game.

You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?

That’s ok, you’re not the only one. There’s a Tumblr user who shares my frustration with people like yourself, so they gave this detailed explanation of The Game, which I will share with you now – and then you, too, will have played and lost.

HEY. Don’t worry about it. Just read.

Here’s how their explanation started:

Naturally, people were hella confused…

No sh^t, Sherlock. Let us continue…

The Game never ends. Until…

Can you see why everyone started forgetting about this game? Mmmhmmm…

Will it tho? Will it?

OR WILL I WRITE ABOUT IT ON HUMANS OF TUMBLR

Ahhh, but death, my friends, is the only release period.

OH YEAH

Btw…

You lose.

Again.