It’s hard to know whether or not you should eat at a restaurant, whether it’s new or new-to-you, and online reviews can’t always tell you the whole story.

But if you see any of these 12 signs, you should probably turn around and find another place.

12. Like at my house.

11. They’re just thinking ahead.

10. Dinner and show!

9. I mean that’s probably because they’re plastic.

8. Because free food has to be really bad to scare people away.

7. Probably worth it.

6. It’s fusion cuisine.

5. I just threw up in my mouth.

4. Never a good smell. Even if there ARE hotdogs.

3. Saves on cleanup.

2. Yeah, no. Check, please.

1. Hide your dogs.

The more you know! And we now know way, way, way, way too much.

Alright, so we’ve shared our favorites. Which one are yours? Let us know in the comments.