Twitter gives us plenty of great hashtags, new ways to make funny jokes, and different avenues for letting people vent about relationships – and #YoureSingleToMe, which calls out what its like to date specific kinds of people, is kind of amazing in every way possible.
Sure, you might feel a bit attacked, but that really says more about you than these 16 tweets, don’t you think?
16. Oh, Jake. Why you gotta do us like that?
if u dating a skater u single to me… tf Jake gonna do, emotionally manipulate me?
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) July 28, 2019
15. I mean there’s something else within punching range, just sayin.’
if you’re dating a girl below 5’5 ur single to me, tf she gonna do? punch my knees?
— 『? (๑´• ₃ •̀๑) 』| autumn day!! ? (@alexnuhgewyen) September 3, 2019
14. Maligning an entire consumer group.
if you’re dating someone who dresses like this, you single to me. tf is tame impala gonna do? ghost me? pic.twitter.com/9PQzJtmc0Z
— girlgenius. (@SlimJosa) August 29, 2019
13. Where’s the lie, though?
if u have a boyfriend ur single to me, whats he gonna do? lie and not wash his hands??
— sarah (@heavenbrat) September 1, 2019
12. So much astrological hate!
if ur dating a cancer ur single to me. tf they gon do? cry? lmf*oOOOOOOOO
— ISSY (@9ssy9) September 3, 2019
11. I’m not gonna say it’s always true, but…
if you’re dating a MAN you’re single to me … whats he gonna do? have bad communication skills and gaslight me?
— lacie (@FAIEREY) August 30, 2019
10. Why is the carpet all wet, TODD?
if ur dating the F*ke sugar daddy in ur dms ur single to me wtf todd48237918 gon do??
— adam (@brokeangeI) September 1, 2019
9. Or maybe sic a bunch of toddlers on you.
If you’re dating a baby shark, you’re single to me. Tf he gonna do do doo do doo do do
— Adin (@fightmenn) September 3, 2019
8. This mental picture is pretty amazing.
if ur dating a dude without a car, you single to me. wtf he gonna do? chase us down the highway in heelys??? lmf*oOO
— Lil Baby Miami (@jiggybanzzz) September 2, 2019
7. Oooh so scary!
if u dating someone from film twitter u single to me… tf they gonna do, write a one star ★ letterboxd review about me?
— devon aokhy (@kiddypooI) July 29, 2019
6. I’m pretty sure my husband keeps his Android just so he has an excuse not to read links I send him.
if your boyfriend has an android.. ur single to me ? tf is he gonna do?? tell me to (1/2) f*ck (2/2) off ???
— maybe: God (@champagneswathi) September 1, 2019
5. What if he still used Skype hahahaha.
if ur dating a touring musician ur single to me… wtf he gna do facetime u??
— LIL AARON (international music producer) (@lilaaron911) August 29, 2019
4. Somebody has been burned by a January birthday.
if you’re dating an aquarius you’re single to me — and prolly to them as well
— ? (@quinncunt1) September 3, 2019
3. And also they might be an alien.
If ur dating someone who doesn't like Chipotle ur single to me… what are they gonna do? Make you food at home?
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 3, 2019
2. You gotta go with your strong suits, I guess.
If you’re dating a STEM major you’re single to me. What’s he gonna do? Cry about how many lab reports he has, and tell me how useless my degree is?
— Nayten (@tsuchau) September 4, 2019
1. I can’t verify but this seems legit.
if ur dating a DJ ur single to me……. what’s TR≣VR gonna do, post a “good vibes only ✌️” tweet?
— Thomas Wesley (@diplo) August 30, 2019
I couldn’t love any of these more if I tried!
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