Everybody loves babies, right? They’re all cute and cuddly and when they smile they just light up the world.
No? Don’t feel that way? It’s ok, it turns out there are PLENTY of people who feel the same way. It all started with a single tweet by Twitter user Charlily.
Let’s slander newborns. I don’t like their lil swoop hairdos.
— Charlily ?? (@charlee_buns) March 23, 2019
Apparently, people had some feelings about babies, y’all.
First of all, they’re broke. https://t.co/O5hU1lJ6a0
— Nene’s latest nose (@homegworl) March 23, 2019
Always clenching fists but they can’t even fight sleep smh https://t.co/IgH6QkO9cB
— Fred Astaire In Sequins (@le_munchkine) March 24, 2019
For people who don’t do any work, they sure do sleep a lot. ?
We’ve got bills???!!!!!— Birdie (@Topfayz) March 24, 2019
Terrible conversationalists. I asked my cousin’s baby to give me her opinion on a Beyoncé song and he just stared at me with those big languid eyes. https://t.co/qGMBtjKJBq
— Lilith (@KingBeyonceStan) March 24, 2019
They never have gas money ?
— Megan’s newest HOTTIE (@mixxychick) March 24, 2019
The hits just kept coming!
For a product that’s brand new they’re not efficient. 0/10 would not recommend
— mushu ? (@TheRookieGod1) March 24, 2019
They wear a lot of white for people who don’t do they own laundry
— Bomia Gabice ♓️? (@bomiagabice) March 24, 2019
They have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else.
— Corduroy Papi ???✊?? (@DJReemsDope) March 23, 2019
Poor communication skills. As demanding as they are.
— Whiskered (@DrChubbyy) March 24, 2019
They don’t even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff?
— Temerity Drake (@tsddrake) March 23, 2019
they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out. pic.twitter.com/9AXVzG2VDp
— Black Saint (@wicky_mash) March 24, 2019
Hmm, I guess babies are kinda useless and lazy.
I mean, they should just sleep at least 8 hours per night, like all decent people
— Annalisa Conti (@AnnalisaContiUS) March 24, 2019
Most of them loom like aliens that haven’t finished developing yet
— ARiES RAiNE (@ariesraine) March 23, 2019
They’ve got too many rights for someone who did 9 months inside
— Rejo (@rejoycet) March 24, 2019
Poor lil’ babies.
Lmaoo newborns in this thread like pic.twitter.com/ZcOzFfrdRV
— thatstoomuchlettuce (@spicylemonsauce) March 24, 2019
So: babies – adorable or useless? You decide!