Some people say that we’ve just got too many warning labels on things these days, but I say we don’t have enough.
We need to start putting them on people too.
Here, via the folks of Reddit, are some warning labels you might consider if you fit the following descriptions…
Let’s take a look!
Object appears cooler than it actually is
If you can read this you are too close
But in really big letters
3. Poorly endowed.
Warning: choking hazard. Small parts.
4. Falling apart.
Some assembly required
Approach with snacks
Do not eat.
extremely awkward, handle with care
9. A lost cause.
Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.
Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.
“He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”
Poor Impulse Control
For best results, please use before expiration date.
Warning: Extremely stupid, flammable.
Likes to talk, just doesn’t know how to start a conversation.
Likes dogs more than humans
Caution: this person can’t focus on one topic and in one sentence there will be at least 5 topic changes
Warning: Filter gone
Warning: cannot think of anything to add to a conversation but still enjoys listening.
Speaks mostly in profanity
Will spank you once I get comfortable around you.
22. No touchy.
“Low self esteem, do not touch”
Occasionally depressed or hyper .
Low storage space. Information may not be saved correctly.
Beware: Certified *sshole
If muttering is heard please ignore, voice setting is on low.
Warning : Full of lust.
Warning: May talk for hours at a time, nonstop
I did come with one…my face says it all.
30. A literal Gremlin.
Avoid direct sunlight and don’t feed after midnight
Honestly, I think I could probably use more than one of those for myself. Might end up with so many stickers on me that I look like a touring musician’s guitar case, but at least people will know what they’re getting into.
What sort of warning label might you put on yourself, and why?
Tell us in the comments.