Some men are born to cook. Others…maybe not so much.

Luckily for us, a bunch of hilarious women were willing to share examples of the horrendous misdeeds that they witnessed from fellas in the kitchen.

Let’s hope that these guys were never allowed to make a meal again…

1. Just couldn’t figure it out.

2. Not what I asked for.

3. You blew it.

4. You dumbass!

5. That was his wish.

6. You mean “flowers”?

7. The horror!

8. Not like that…

9. Oh, boy…

10. A different kind of offense.

11. Very unsanitary.

12. A few hours?

13. Did you enjoy that?

14. Like The Hulk.

being into straight men is surreal. one time a few years ago I had a guy over for dinner and he asked to help cook so I told him to halve the cauliflower and when I looked over he was literally trying to rip it apart. with his bare hands. most insane thing I've ever witnessed

— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🍉 (@cottoncandaddy) January 14, 2020

I hope nobody ever puts me on blast about my cooking skills because they definitely aren’t up to snuff.

Now we’d like to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us about your man’s cooking skills. Don’t worry, he’ll forgive you!

Let’s hear the juicy details!