Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books that you read as a child? The ones where you read a couple of chapters and then had to choose if you wanted to eat this or that, go here or there, or say one of two things and then flip to an assigned page?
It was fun because you got to sort of write your own story, and also because it was a couple of books in one, if you went back and made different choices along the way.
Well, in that vein of fun comes a Twitter thread that allows you to “work” as Beyonce’s assistant for a day, and see whether you can survive for Day 2 or you get fired along the way.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142591156884127744
Spoiler alert: most of us can’t hack it.
Come, take the journey with me…we’ll see how long or short that is in a minute.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142592498730061824
I pick…the healthy breakfast.
— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142593919001059328
I’m pretty sure it’s Blue. Let’s go with that.
— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142595844987768837
Next up, some fun to pass the time…
Beyoncé needs something to do while she waits for hair and makeup. What do you suggest? Swimming, painting or drinking and gossiping.
— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Swimming? I really have no idea.
— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142598056300306432
Woot, not fired yet! But what do we do about her hair?
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142602034098532352
I say make them wait. She’s the Queen!
— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Annnnnd I’m fired.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142604842826776576
Go give it a try yourself – I’ve gotta say, it’s pretty fun.
Especially since you’re not getting real fired.