I have a message for all you parents out there, and it comes from the bottom of my cold, coal black heart…

I’m very happy that you have children, I’m glad you think they’re such a blessing and I appreciate you continuing the human species.

I, however, am not a breeder. Never have been and never will be. So these 21 memes about hating kids might seem a bit excessive to some… but not me. I just want to hug and cuddle them all day.

Too dark? Well, it’s about to get darker…

1. I

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2. Don’t

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3. Like

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4. Kids

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5. And

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6. You

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7. Can’t

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8. Make

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9. Me

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10. Like

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11. Them

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12. No

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13. Matter

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14. What

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15. You

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16. Do

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17. Or

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18. What

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19. You

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20. Say

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Get the message? If not, come on! That took a lot of work!

Ugh, alright… I guess nobody can do anything fun these days!

I’m going to sleep.