Tinder is many things – it’s fun, it’s terrifying, it’s awkward, it’s maybe possibly about dating – but one could argue that Bill, 69, has won the award for best profile ever.

No, seriously, this guy WON Tinder. Hands down. Nobody can ever beat him. For real.

Meet Bill:

Bill is handy AF…

This is how Bill rolls…

Bill just being Bill…

Here’s how he handled an inquiry from Tracey (it’s not going to work out):

And Lauren (it was looking good for awhile, but her taste in music wasn’t up to snuff):

Yes, it’s a joke, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to snog the person behind it for being so cheeky and hilarious and oh, by the way, never breaking character.

If you can’t win on Tinder, you might as well make them laugh, I guess. I, for one, am thrilled someone took the time and continues to have the commitment to make this happen.

How about you? What’s the best Tinder profile you’ve ever come across? We’d love to hear about it in the comments.