People are clever, there’s no doubt about it. And in a world where you can use your cleverness for good or evil, well…why not use it to make people laugh on Twitter? No better use, I say!

These 12 people probably agree with me, and their tweets of the week deserve some Twitter gold.

12. I will not be taking questions at this time.

11. I mean it is candy.

10. Real life.

9. I’m not sure this is good but it is funny.

8. Can never unsee.

7. Stay there and think about what you’ve done.

6. Try to forget. Just try.

5. At least it wasn’t a ghost.

4. Ah, humanity.

3. If you want allll the possible aluminum.

2. How to save time, 101. Also, ouch.

1. Tee-hee.

Keep being funny, folks, because we’re all in need of reasons to laugh.