People are clever, there’s no doubt about it. And in a world where you can use your cleverness for good or evil, well…why not use it to make people laugh on Twitter? No better use, I say!
These 12 people probably agree with me, and their tweets of the week deserve some Twitter gold.
12. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Some of y’all need to spell coconut with y’all tooth brush
— JayP (@_jpoirier) July 24, 2019
11. I mean it is candy.
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to a damn candy factory pic.twitter.com/90KY9ghANs
— TENNESSEE JED (@cumberlandbluez) April 22, 2019
10. Real life.
me when work is a horror movie pic.twitter.com/3r1zUS3hce
— Eva Victor (@evaandheriud) July 26, 2019
9. I’m not sure this is good but it is funny.
An update on the account you reported is available. pic.twitter.com/NHUXdcgOzs
— ✷???????✷ (@trapcry) July 24, 2019
8. Can never unsee.
why does this dog look like richard gere pic.twitter.com/XLylaBofPQ
— nevona (@nevona) July 24, 2019
7. Stay there and think about what you’ve done.
you are CANCELLED young lady!! no clout for a week!!! go to your alt!!
— ?BLACK LIVES MATTER ? (@DisgracefulDuck) July 25, 2019
6. Try to forget. Just try.
i did not just see a tweet abt this person thinking albanians were jessica alba stans pic.twitter.com/7MPuo6OUaT
— ☁️ (@silanigans) July 24, 2019
5. At least it wasn’t a ghost.
“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera” pic.twitter.com/DDhP0OweoW
— luis navarro (@stluis_htx) July 22, 2019
4. Ah, humanity.
danny devito danny devitamos
danny devitas danny devitáis
danny devita danny devitan— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) July 24, 2019
3. If you want allll the possible aluminum.
The deodorant is not done until the plastic shreds my armpits. This is not up for discussion.
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) July 21, 2019
2. How to save time, 101. Also, ouch.
crying pic.twitter.com/amDsAUbm1H
— kate (@kaiteasley) July 24, 2019
1. Tee-hee.
being little spoon go crazy, have shorty on yo back like a lil jetpack
— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) July 27, 2019
Keep being funny, folks, because we’re all in need of reasons to laugh.