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Oh, tweets. Aren’t they just the best? Usually? When they’re not causing enormous societal upheaval and what not?

These tweets won’t have any catastrophic effects. They’re just a collection of great jokes and observations from some of the funniest ladies on the platform, and now they’re all yours to nod and laugh along with. What a time to be alive!

And speaking of time, it’s time to look at these tweets! Like I said! Before!

10. The process

I frequently write content for a living and even I’m not sure how to stretch “please give me this job because I need money” into a 600 word essay about teamwork or whatever.

9. That’s not chair

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Goldilocks was a Colonizer and it’s time we all talked about it.

8. Take a break

Who actually has the time to cook like three entire good meals in one day?

7. The whole story

In my defense, I was trying very hard to raid Area 51.

6. Nothing to sneeze at

It’s just a sacrifice you have to make when faced with such cuteness.

5. The stimmy!

Oh boy what a deal.

4. REFUSE!

It doesn’t fit super well into a chant but I can get behind the energy of the thing.

3. No sun of mine

Do we need to explain how reflection works again?

2. The investment

If you literally pinch your pennies, you can do…nah, still nothing.

1. Full bodied flavor

And also with you.

See? Just a lot of quality tweets right there. Come back soon. Let’s do it again sometime.

Who are your favorite women to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.


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