Ok, this is urgent. Put down whatever you’re doing, if you haven’t already. I assume you have, because you clicked on this link promising a bunch of tweets. Which is a good thing – you’ve got your priorities straight. You know what you’re doing.
The very important thing you need to focus on right now are these here tweets. You gotta see ’em. For reals. In fact, I should probably stop talking about them so you can start looking at them, yeah?
Ok, cool, here we go.
10. Pay attention
And then you consider walking away from all of it as they stare at their phones.
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I’m the one that picked the movie: pic.twitter.com/RMt5d4EtCt
— Ari LaBeija (@TheBaddestMitch) February 7, 2021
9. Furious little doll
Wasn’t that the name of one of the Chuckie sequels?
for some awful reason my boyfriend and i keep accidentally wearing similar outfits but he's a foot taller than me so i look like a furious little doll of him
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) February 8, 2021
8. By the book
How could anyone misplace or abandon such a treasure?
not sure why someone would leave this on the curb, but it’s mine now & i never want to look at another book again in my life pic.twitter.com/YAvyBXZ9d1
— alina pleskova (@nahhhlina) February 9, 2021
7. Space case
I think this is *partially* true. The colors are added based on best guesses extrapolated from a bunch of data.
i have never in my life felt more stupid and heartbroken than the time a physicist informed me that the fun galaxy photos are edited to have colour and space doesn't look like that at all
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) February 11, 2021
6. Sister sister
I hope Ashley Simpson got her money and got out.
i think it's nice that in the early 2000s if your sister was a pop singer, you got to try it out too
— ashley ray (@theeashleyray) February 11, 2021
5. A capital idea
Is this even an exciting thing anymore? I can’t recall the last truly memorable ad.
I love how many people watch the Super Bowl for the commercials like yes capitalism every other day you crush us under your brutal foot but tonight? Tonight you entertain us.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 7, 2021
4. Crunch the numbers
It all peaked at 2000, though.
Every year on NYE I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong
— Lola Buncher (@bolaluncher) February 9, 2021
3. Petty bourgeoisie
Technology has really come a long way.
I tried to translate a bag of chinese rice crackers using google translate and these are some of the ingredients it gave me pic.twitter.com/cWIghhrWOs
— Claire!!!!!!! (@awkwardfoxes) February 10, 2021
2. Scrunch time
It should make an appreciable difference.
taking off my giant scrunchie before i weigh myself.
— JEN KIRKMAN ??? (@JenKirkman) February 7, 2021
1. Glowing pupper
That dog has absolutely no idea what’s going on.
This lady on Facebook gave her dog a maternity shoot omg ?? pic.twitter.com/LOjzAXBb0S
— ? (@diizzzzle) February 7, 2021
Ok, thank you for your time, I’m sure you’ll now agree that it was very important we all look at those tweets for a while.
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