I know that pretty much everyone would like to think that their children are especially gifted, or bright, or that they’re going to become rich or change the world or invent some new kind of bread, maybe.
But most of us, by definition, are ordinary. And that’s ok. You know why? Because we still have hope in the truly blessed children. The kind that you’ll find on the internet. The kind that you’ll find in this post.
See, these examples, mostly from Reddit, are proof that the kids are alright. That they’re evolving. That they’re going places. And we should probably be looking to these kids in particular as our salvation. Here’s why.
10. The Lego Worm
So simple, so elegant, so genius.
9. The Sad Cake
A clever ruse kid, but you haven’t yet realized that when grown ups are sad they eat MORE, not less.
My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.” pic.twitter.com/UOatqCUSj0
— Casey Feigh (@caseyfeigh) May 29, 2021
8. The Carpet Bike
When you’re little, you’ll go to pretty much any length to avoid shoes.
7. The Roaster
Dang, didn’t realize we were at the Friar’s Club here tonight.
6. Sweeping Beauty
It’s absolutely gorgeous.
5. The Mom Talk
Or in my case, this is would be my dad absolutely anywhere.
4. Water, Water Everywhere
That is some advanced wordplay right there.
3. The White Knight
Here to storm the castle.
2. The Pantry Thief
He’s really got a can-do attitude.
1. Alphabetical Order
That actually takes a lot more thought and brainpower, so.
Keep your eye on these kids, they’ll be on the cover of all our magazines soon enough. Or whatever has covers in the future. Some new kind of bread, maybe?
What’s the smartest thing you ever did as a kid?
Tell us in the comments.