Landlords. They’re the best, right?

I reached out to mine recently to find out what options were available for my upcoming lease expiration. That was a week ago. I’ve heard nothing. But that’s fine. I mean shoot I’ve got almost two entire months to figure it out, no worries, right?

These are the fun adventures of having a less than attendant or less than interested landlord in charge of the place you live.

And some of these people on Reddit definitely know where I’m coming from with that.

10. No alarms and no surprises

You know what they say, safety first.

I had to finish my landlords job. from funny

9. A hot tip

If there’s water coming out of the facet but it’s not hot, it’s super unlikely the culprit is going to be in the sink plumbing itself.
I know nothing about anything and even I know that.

Landlord would like picture proof the hot water isn’t working from LandlordLove

8. Supa hot fire

I think the best part of this is that he didn’t even go with like a LARGE container of water.

My Landlord is super serious about fire safety. from pics

7. I spied her

Hello there, the angels from my nightmares.

How my landlord handled a nest of spiders in the closet of the apartment I used to rent from LandlordLove

6. Tour at your own risk

Yeah cool we’ll just stand at attention for 84 hours a week and wait.

Landlord left a note saying that we need to be prepared for tours from 8:00AM-8:00PM for two weeks. from funny

5. Fixed it

I’m sorry, but are you living in a property managed by The Cat in the Hat?

This is how the landlord fixed the leaky ceiling. from funny

4. One-time offering

“Ok here’s a 35 cent stamp so you can send me a fifteen hundred bucks but JUST THIS ONCE, MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

Mao, please blind react to this leech moment from LandlordLove

3. Minty fresh

Yeah, that totally oughta do it.

A rodent died under our sunroom this winter and stunk up the house. This was my landlord’s answer to fixing the smell… from WTF

2. Keep it hush hush

Alright well this is clearly just a dad joke.

Landlord said neighbors are quiet.. from Wellthatsucks

1. 12 hours away

There is so much to unpack here that I could, ironically, probably write a masters thesis on it.

This is my landlords response to a simple text. No previous convo nothing what you see is what you get. from iamverysmart

Thanks for nothin’, landlords!

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