I have no idea what I’m doing. Like, at any moment of my entire life.
This has been the true nature of my existence from the time I drew in my first breath up until the present as I sit typing these words and it will, if there is truly the constancy of the makeup of the universe that scientists have been lead to believe there is, continue to be the case until I round out this life with my final exhalation.
Just decades and decades of having no idea what’s going on at any moment, stumbling, typing, speaking, trying.
And you know what? It’s a lot of fun.
I’ve made peace with it. I don’t care that I get it wrong all the time. I’m trying and that’s all that matters. Let’s party. Let’s meme.
10. A standing ovation
Who are you getting all dressed up for in those jeans? You got somebody to impress?
9. Try and cry
Scheduling and time management are just so important.
8. Bye bye, balloon
Just as devastating and you’re certainly going to make a scene.
7. Shift happens
Gonna have the heavenly hosts putting in for transfers.
6. Sleep is for the week
Please don’t point out what a disaster I am.
5. Ice, ice, baby
I don’t feel more energized as much as I feel more crazed.
4. Who is she?
It doesn’t matter how you got your sparkle as long as you flaunt it.
3. Getting trashed
Take me away to garbage island.
2. The right stuff
Today I swear I’m not doing anything.
1. No escape
These games of hide and seek sure are fun.
If you’re a hot mess like me, be proud. Be messy. Be you.
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