I don’t know if you know this or not, but there are a lot of books out there. Like, more than you could read today. Or this week. Or in several lifetimes.

That might be hard to hear for some of us who just can’t seem to keep our noses out of the things, but we’ll just have to make do with the measly few thousand we can cram in while we’re on this earth.

Oh, and of course we can look at memes about books. That’s always an option too.

10. Book it

Where is this relationship status on Facebook?

9. Elf on the shelf

There are lies upon lies in this house.

8. The emergency book

I knew a guy who would always read at parties.
He was always there. And he was always reading.
It was weird.

7. Cover to cover

What else am I gonna do, exist in reality?

6. “Just” cause

You take that back this instant you heathen.

5. Right in your face

Wow, this literature is really not subtle at all.

4. Adventure time!

Time and time and time and time again.

3. Just one more…

Mustn’t sleep…dreams won’t be as interesting as this…

2. Pick and choose

You know this isn’t a possible question to answer, stop doing this to me.

1. Something big

I don’t know whether to stare or to look away.

Happy reading, everybody!

What’s your favorite book of all time and why?

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