Nobody likes to live in a household that’s always full of fighting. It’s toxic and damaging and honestly nothing to joke about because there’s not much funny there.
By the same token, it’s absolutely absurd to assume that anyone can enter into a long term relationship and not at least occasionally get angry at their partner, or feel resentment. We’re only human, it’s gonna happen.
The question is – what do you do when it happens? How do you handle that? If you’ve been asking yourself that type of question lately, then Twitter might just have some…creatively petty solutions for you.
10. Pandora’s box
Now that you’ve opened it, who knows what evils will be unleashed.
I’m mad at my wife so I liked a lot of songs on her Pandora playlist that I know she didn’t like
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 7, 2020
9. Weight, what?
Somehow it never counts when it’s someone else’s food.
When I'm mad at my girlfriend I log onto her weight watchers account and add the points from the food she ate off my plate.
— Dan Madonia (@DanMadonia) August 5, 2015
8. Under wear?
The question is – will he even notice?
Me folding laundry when I’m mad at my husband: I am LEAVING HIS UNDERWEAR INSIDE OUT! Take that motherfucker.
— 𝕆𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕆𝕪𝕝 🌷 (@Shae20) March 9, 2019
7. What a tool
He’s not gonna get anything done at work today.
My husband pissed me off so I took photos of me using his tools improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 15, 2020
6. Proof positive
It’s not that I don’t believe you, it’s just that I don’t know what to do about it.
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
5. Water, water everywhere
Sounds like the fix is in.
My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) October 12, 2019
4. Screw that
Wars have been started over less.
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 27, 2020
3. Plate tectonics
Communication really is key.
Me: you’re mad at me?
Wife: no, not even sure why you would say that.
Me: I can tell by the sound of you putting the plates away.
Wife: fuck you and fuck those plates.
Me: there it is.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) February 26, 2020
2. Love languages
This would pretty much send me to the moon.
the next time my linguist boyfriend pisses me off, I’m just gonna say “irregardless” and see what he does
— altrey (@aubviouslynot) October 2, 2019
1. Control freaks
How do we so very easily jump to ghosts?
My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom.
He came in here and I acted like I was sleep. So now he thinks we have ghosts. ☠️☠️☠️
— Custom Graphic Print Shop (@TouchedByTy) November 3, 2019
Well, best of luck to all those couples. Seems like they’re gonna need it.
What’s the pettiest relationship thing you’ve ever done? Or the pettiest relationship thing you’ve had done to you?
Tell us in the comments, and don’t spare any of the details.