10 of the Pettiest Things People Have Ever Done Post-Breakup

They say that all is fair in love and war.

And when they say that, what they really mean is “if you’re in a relationship, get ready for things to get nasty, because they could at any second.”

And if all is fair in love, then that must mean that all is fair at the end of love.

And when that breakup point hits, you better get ready for some shenanigans, as these anonymous stories will testify.

10. Wiped clean

This is a grade A petty move right here.
If you give someone a gift, it’s not yours to take back. Its theirs now. That’s how gifts work.

9. Toss ’em

Dang girl, you should have sold those things at least.

8. You are blocked

Now that is absolutely playing dirty.

7. Harshing the mellow

That’s the evilest thing I can imagine.

6. Glove and war

I guess one glove is all she had left.

5. A dry spell

So you just wanted him to be very dirty then.

4. Keep the change

Congrats on the $15 worth of pennies, I guess.

3. The getaway

Not feeling so confident now, are ya?

2. The set

It’s next-level pettiness like this that almost makes you proud.

1. The light is gone

Sounds like a real power move if you ask me.

I guess it just goes to show that all really is fair in love. Or maybe all is unfair, but you gotta be ready for it anyway.

What’s the pettiest thing you’ve done after a breakup?

Tell us in the comments.