So, Gen Z is having a lot of fun right now pointing out just how uncool millennials have become. But as far as I’m concerned, the joke’s on them, because we’ve literally never been cool.

One day, Gen Z, you too will stare into the face of irrelevance, but we were born into it. Molded by it. You cannot hurt us, because there is no pride to injure.

Despite your best efforts, we’re just gonna laugh along with every one of your mean but true burns. You don’t wanna get into a nihilism contest with us. You will blink first.

10. Treat yo self

Yup. I might just get a new mattress soon and it’s the most extravagant purchase I’ll have made in years.

9. Just today

It was funny for a while, now it’s cliche. You’ll watch your own phrases take that path too.

8. I did it

As the only millennial to never have read Harry Potter, no.

7. Journey on

It’s because we can’t afford to actually travel anywhere.

6. Smile on

Wait, that’s all ironic now? Huh. That tracks.

5. Kidding around

It’s the last time we were happy, is the thing.

4. Pretty as a picture

Girl, I’ve been railing against this for years.

3. Let me google that for you

We’re so very bored.

2. What’s the problem?

I’d fully support a motion to retire this word.

1. The most magical place

How else are we gonna keep Jayden from running off?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words have lost all meaning.

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