So, Gen Z is having a lot of fun right now pointing out just how uncool millennials have become. But as far as I’m concerned, the joke’s on them, because we’ve literally never been cool.
One day, Gen Z, you too will stare into the face of irrelevance, but we were born into it. Molded by it. You cannot hurt us, because there is no pride to injure.
Despite your best efforts, we’re just gonna laugh along with every one of your mean but true burns. You don’t wanna get into a nihilism contest with us. You will blink first.
10. Treat yo self
Yup. I might just get a new mattress soon and it’s the most extravagant purchase I’ll have made in years.
Millennials love to say “I deserve a little treat” while buying basic necessities
— Roxy? (@redrawnoxen) February 12, 2020
9. Just today
It was funny for a while, now it’s cliche. You’ll watch your own phrases take that path too.
Why do Millennials love saying “I was today years old-“…
— ?Sam? (@theonewhereSam) November 3, 2020
8. I did it
As the only millennial to never have read Harry Potter, no.
millennials love saying “so i did a thing?” girl go re read harry potter and shut up
— huge stupid head ? (@jacuhhbb) June 21, 2020
7. Journey on
It’s because we can’t afford to actually travel anywhere.
millennials love referring to overcoming a personal problem as “their journey”
— zhm (@zachfromcorp) April 30, 2020
6. Smile on
Wait, that’s all ironic now? Huh. That tracks.
millennials love unironically using emojis
— sav (@Savharley_) June 18, 2020
5. Kidding around
It’s the last time we were happy, is the thing.
millennials always say “i’m a 90s kid !!” you’re not a kid anymore brian you’re 30 years old, it’s time you schedule your own doctors appointments
— peach (@idknotpaigetho) June 15, 2020
4. Pretty as a picture
Girl, I’ve been railing against this for years.
Millennials love portrait mode
— ?♏️Ⓜ️?️ (@emmadrewberson) June 17, 2020
3. Let me google that for you
We’re so very bored.
Millennials love to ask for a recommendation and end it with “aaaannd go” like everyone is lined up in a race to google something for them. #Millennials
— Michael Daw (@michaeldawdaw) June 22, 2020
2. What’s the problem?
I’d fully support a motion to retire this word.
Millennials love to say ‘problematic’ without understanding the problem
— Maisie J (@MaisieJck) June 16, 2020
1. The most magical place
How else are we gonna keep Jayden from running off?
millennials love disney way too much. these bitches 28 with matching tshirts and kids on a leash
— jenni (@jenni_wilkening) June 16, 2020
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words have lost all meaning.
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