10 People Fondly Remember Their First Time

They say that you’ll always remember your first. And it seems like that’s true. So true, in fact, that I don’t even need to give you context about which “first” I’m even talking about. Because when it comes to s*x, we don’t need much prompting.

It reminds me of a stand-up routine that I can’t recall the origin of. The bit went something like “We’re so obsessed with s*x that when we say ‘the pill,’ you know exactly what we’re talking about. There are a lot of pills. There’s a pill that fixes malaria. That’s not the pill.”

(If any of you can place this comedian, please tell me in the comments, it’s driving me crazy.)

Point is, we think about s*x a lot, and we attach a lot of memories to it. Here are ten people remembering their first.

10. A good fit

I’m self-censoring every joke I come up with right now.

9. Yikes

Well a horse is a horse, of course, of course.

8. Speed run

When it’s been a while, it doesn’t take a while.

7. Finding wood

That sounds painful but glad it went well!

6. To the point

Dang, you just ordered an Uber basically.

5. On a roll

How do these confounded things work!?

4. Now we’re married

Congratulations!

3. Play time

The very first time? Impressive.

2. Second time’s the charm

The nerves are real, man.

1. Walking on air

At least you remember it?

My first time was weird. Good, but weird. You really do never forget.

What was yours like?

Tell us in the comments.