They say that you’ll always remember your first. And it seems like that’s true. So true, in fact, that I don’t even need to give you context about which “first” I’m even talking about. Because when it comes to s*x, we don’t need much prompting.
It reminds me of a stand-up routine that I can’t recall the origin of. The bit went something like “We’re so obsessed with s*x that when we say ‘the pill,’ you know exactly what we’re talking about. There are a lot of pills. There’s a pill that fixes malaria. That’s not the pill.”
(If any of you can place this comedian, please tell me in the comments, it’s driving me crazy.)
Point is, we think about s*x a lot, and we attach a lot of memories to it. Here are ten people remembering their first.
10. A good fit
I’m self-censoring every joke I come up with right now.
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9. Yikes
Well a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
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8. Speed run
When it’s been a while, it doesn’t take a while.
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7. Finding wood
That sounds painful but glad it went well!
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6. To the point
Dang, you just ordered an Uber basically.
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5. On a roll
How do these confounded things work!?
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4. Now we’re married
Congratulations!
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3. Play time
The very first time? Impressive.
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2. Second time’s the charm
The nerves are real, man.
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1. Walking on air
At least you remember it?
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My first time was weird. Good, but weird. You really do never forget.
What was yours like?
Tell us in the comments.