There are some things you just stare at for a while, because you can’t believe that they actually exist, but of COURSE they do.
And there are corners of the internet dedicated entirely to rounding such things up and ogling at them, because of COURSE there are.
And now we’ve compiled a list of some of the most shocking of these items to share with you so you can waste some more time today, because of COURSE we have.
It’s all so unnecessary, and yet it’s just part of the social order somehow. It’s balanced. It is the way of nature. And none of us may stand in its way.
10. Chernobyl Snow Globe
Why not get festive with this? Oh, a million reasons, you say?
9. Flushable Socks
But why. But why though.
8. Dr. Pepper Beans
I’m thinking about those beans.
7. Ketchup Mayo
Why does it look exactly like toothpaste though?
6. Chocolate Salami
That’s gonna be my new rap name as soon as I write a rap.
5. Neck Phone Holder
Maybe this is useful if you have certain disabilities. Otherwise I can’t imagine why you’d buy it.
4. Playmobil Hurt Locker
Playmobil has always seemed to just kind of exist on another level.
3. Moving Straps
I dunno, you ever seen professional movers do their thing? They rig up whole fridges to their backs, it’s wild.
2. Social Media Meters
Now serving, number infinity.
1. Space Balls Comb
I was like yesterday years old when I realized that the actor who said “We ain’t found s**t!” is the same guy who played Tuvok in Star Trek.
Hold on, let me find my wallet.
Which one of these would you actually buy?
Tell us in the comments.