I’ve never totally understood what the term “hot mess” means. Does it mean that I’m a mess, but the good kind of mess? Or does it mean that I am just an extra kind of mess?
Because on the one hand, you could interpret the phrase like “Well sure I’m a mess, but at least I’m also hot.” Or you might think that it means “Not only am I a mess, but I’m also sort of hot to the touch and probably smelly, because messes that are higher in temperature tend to have a stench.”
Which connotation better suites me? Both, maybe? I don’t know. All I know is that I feel the truth behind each and every one of these tweets, and I am thus and therefore, truly a hot mess.
10. Work it out
No sweat, all pants.
Me buying workout gear: this will be perfect for working out
Me wearing workout gear: this will be perfect for sitting
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) July 6, 2020
9. A class act
I routinely had 21 credit hours per semester plus choir, nightly rehearsals, and constant tech calls.
I somehow did all of that and regularly attended parties, I have no idea how.
how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) March 4, 2021
8. The drunk tank
Wow, I would get that in writing so I could add it to my resume.
I was once dumped by an ex for being the drunkest woman he had ever seen and I can't help but feel a little proud of that.
— njeriwasymo (@njerisimon5) July 17, 2018
7. Lead by example
I can always be seen as what not to do.
always remember that no matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless because you can still be used as a BAD EXAMPLE :p
— Avin Martin (@itsAvinMartin) January 22, 2011
6. Crash into me
Just act natural, maybe they won’t notice.
https://twitter.com/Valentin0DT/status/1373359886889676800
5. Visions of the future
Honestly this is kind of a best case scenario.
My therapist: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Me: pic.twitter.com/FcIcWadVsk
— Introverted Me (@KevinMartz97) May 27, 2020
4. Beer goggles
Don’t you bring him into this, he did nothing wrong.
Me: I'm gaining a lot of weight
Them: It's all the beer you drink
Me: pic.twitter.com/H248627VtL
— Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™ (@TLocV) March 25, 2021
3. It’s a tough job
Get thee behind me, Satan.
Me every time my job asks me to do my job pic.twitter.com/q3Hs5Aubw2
— THEE ratchet ass friend (@sipJENandJuice) March 8, 2021
2. Chair and chair alike
Why don’t you have a seat and tell me all about it.
I literally feel like this chair pic.twitter.com/xqQlvxwJ56
— ❤️🔥 sad but rad ❤️🔥 (@XOKATANA) March 21, 2021
1. A late and a latte
Me throughout college. And also the remainder of my life.
Everyone: Why were you late?
Me: Wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry.
Also me: pic.twitter.com/mErE0U2K82— Tweet Like A Girl (@TweetLlkeAGirl) April 3, 2017
Well, better strike while the mess is hot.
Which tweet did you find the most relatable?
Tell us in the comments.