Lingerie is an interesting little branch of the fashion market. It’s very particular and often very expensive, but also the clothing you own which is least likely to be seen by most people.

It’s a sort of low-occurrence, high-impact thing. That’s how I describe sexy underwear because apparently I’d like to be alone for the rest of my life.

But how do these anonymous shoppers describe it? Let’s delve into some shopping stories.

10. “A nice bonding experience.”

Yeah I’m not sure why you would think that, but thanks anyway mom.

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9. “My jaw hit the floor”

Look, I came all the way over here, I’m not giving up now.

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8. “Thank you very much!”

It’s nice to be noticed.

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7. “I told her yes”

“…just so I could leave.”

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6. “I once went crazy”

Shopping addiction is real, apparently.

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5. “Some people find that weird”

Eh, ya gotta do what you gotta do.

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4. “We played in the dressing room”

Oh. Um…yikes.

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3. “So awkward!”

Isn’t that like a Nickelodeon show?

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2. “Little does she know”

And you two wear the same sizes? What are the odds.

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1. “Water dripping”

I had to read that a couple times to make sense of it.

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I guess the lesson here is to go out and do that shopping spree, just maybe don’t get your family involved.

What do you think about lingerie? A special treat, a waste of money?

Give us your thoughts in the comments.