I mean, honestly. There’s all the hiding, the cover-ups, the stories, the staying out of the eye of the ever-present beast that is social media, it’s just a whole thing.
Looking for a way to make it easier? Why not keep things local! Very local. As in, just start hooking up with your next door neighbor. At least you won’t have to go very far to get things going, though if you’re living in attached housing like an apartment you might want to watch how loud you get next to those thin walls.
If it wasn’t clear already, we’re being tongue-in-cheek and not actually advocating for infidelity. But maybe the people who made these posts heard similar pitches, because man did they go for it.
10. “To be with him instead.”
As always, the choice is yours.
9. “My boyfriend of 8 months.”
The Barracuda is a nice little bit of color for the story.
8. “Can’t stop thinking…”
So close and yet so far.
7. “I still don’t feel guilty.”
Well, that’s rather telling.
6. “Losing my virginity.”
That’s quite a step there.
5. “He never found out.”
He hasn’t found out yet.*
4. “I feel really bad.”
Hey, I would too.
3. “I really regret it.”
It’s a familiar tune.
2. “It was soo much better.”
That’s not a great sign of things to come.
1. “I don’t know how to leave.”
That’s a long time to hold that in.
Maybe the convenience doesn’t quite outweigh the rest of it, huh?
Have you ever been involved in a cheating situation?
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