Some things are. Some things are not. But not all that is should be, and not all that should be, is.

I wish I could tell you that’s a profound proverb from some ancient holy text but it’s really just my sleep-deprived way of telling you that there are certain things in this world that exist despite the fact that they really shouldn’t.

And when it comes to things that shouldn’t exist, you need generally look no further than Reddit. Prepare yourself for images most cursed.

10. It’s so fluffy

I mean…anatomically correct, I guess.

Pretty ballsy design choice for a child’s toy. from ATBGE

9. The world turned upside down

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

A house is built with bricks a home is built with love from ATBGE

8. Too tired

When grandma finds a new hobby and REALLY gets into it.

Crocheted spare tire cover from ATBGE

7. I love lamp

This is like a scarecrow, but for people.
I am afraid of this.

This must have piece of home decor from ATBGE

6. Rub Club

Dang. In public and everything, huh?

I’d go but my hands are full. from WTF

5. Life finds a way

This is really cool actually, I like this.

Why are there waves in my wine? from ATBGE

4. Say “verily” again, I dare you

Are those bullet holes in that thing?

(repost from r/funny) "I don’t remember where I found this but it’s gorgeous" from ATBGE

3. Hot licks

When you want to be clear about just how much you reject authority.

Middle finger guitar from ATBGE

2. Egg

If I sit on this, I’m going to be eaten by it.
I don’t know how I know that, it’s just a deep, deep instinct.

Eggstravagance from ATBGE

1. Toe to toe

We’ve gone and done it now.

Pandemic keeping you from the salon? Problem solved!!! from WTF

I’m not a religious man, but after looking at all those, I feel like I need to go somewhere to be blessed, maybe?

If you were forced to pick one of those things to have as your own, which would it be?

Tell us in the comments.