Some things are. Some things are not. But not all that is should be, and not all that should be, is.
I wish I could tell you that’s a profound proverb from some ancient holy text but it’s really just my sleep-deprived way of telling you that there are certain things in this world that exist despite the fact that they really shouldn’t.
And when it comes to things that shouldn’t exist, you need generally look no further than Reddit. Prepare yourself for images most cursed.
10. It’s so fluffy
I mean…anatomically correct, I guess.
9. The world turned upside down
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
8. Too tired
When grandma finds a new hobby and REALLY gets into it.
7. I love lamp
This is like a scarecrow, but for people.
I am afraid of this.
6. Rub Club
Dang. In public and everything, huh?
5. Life finds a way
This is really cool actually, I like this.
4. Say “verily” again, I dare you
Are those bullet holes in that thing?
3. Hot licks
When you want to be clear about just how much you reject authority.
2. Egg
If I sit on this, I’m going to be eaten by it.
I don’t know how I know that, it’s just a deep, deep instinct.
1. Toe to toe
We’ve gone and done it now.
I’m not a religious man, but after looking at all those, I feel like I need to go somewhere to be blessed, maybe?
If you were forced to pick one of those things to have as your own, which would it be?
Tell us in the comments.