I want someone to love me tinder, but I gotta say, I don’t really love me some Tinder.

I’ve tried it a few times. Not much luck. Granted I’m not even remotely attractive and don’t know any good jokes, but I’m gonna go ahead and blame the app.

After all, it’s a difficult landscape to navigate. Just ask any of the people who found themselves in these conversations. And then took a screenshot. Because that’s what it’s all about.

10. Pack Dog

Ok but why are you screaming everything, Little Orphan Annie?

I’ve peaked. I can’t top this. from Tinder

9. Jen and Ben

I grin at the Jen Ben fren tren…d.

ladies and gentleman. we’re in. from Tinder

8. Sock it To Me

This is masterfully played and I really truly appreciate it.

I wonder how fast she will unmatch. from Tinder

7. The Art of the Dialectic

Look buddy, I might have specifically said I wanted to talk to you, but that doesn’t mean I’m interested in talking to you.

I’m probably gonna get unmatched from Tinder

6. Busy is Izzy

I’d say you both lost this round and you should try again next time.

Got blocked lol from Tinder

5. Good Luck

That actually seems like a pretty easy thing to figure out.

"Good luck" from Tinder

4. Hey Heyy Heyyy

Again, it’s very funny, but WHY DID YOU MATCH?!

Not mine.. but damn. from Tinder

3. Train of Thought

You thought I was messin’ around? I never clown when it comes to trains.

My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history. from Tinder

2. The Poet

I know it’s the most pedantic thing in the world, but I feel duty bound to point out that absolutely none of these lines are in iambic pentameter.

This couldn’t have gone any better than it did… from Tinder

1. Unsolicited Duck Pics

Now that’s an endangered species.

Her friend was right ? from Tinder

Good luck with the dating game, everybody.

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