I want someone to love me tinder, but I gotta say, I don’t really love me some Tinder.
I’ve tried it a few times. Not much luck. Granted I’m not even remotely attractive and don’t know any good jokes, but I’m gonna go ahead and blame the app.
After all, it’s a difficult landscape to navigate. Just ask any of the people who found themselves in these conversations. And then took a screenshot. Because that’s what it’s all about.
10. Pack Dog
Ok but why are you screaming everything, Little Orphan Annie?
9. Jen and Ben
I grin at the Jen Ben fren tren…d.
8. Sock it To Me
This is masterfully played and I really truly appreciate it.
7. The Art of the Dialectic
Look buddy, I might have specifically said I wanted to talk to you, but that doesn’t mean I’m interested in talking to you.
6. Busy is Izzy
I’d say you both lost this round and you should try again next time.
Got blocked lol from Tinder
5. Good Luck
That actually seems like a pretty easy thing to figure out.
"Good luck" from Tinder
4. Hey Heyy Heyyy
Again, it’s very funny, but WHY DID YOU MATCH?!
3. Train of Thought
You thought I was messin’ around? I never clown when it comes to trains.
My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history. from Tinder
2. The Poet
I know it’s the most pedantic thing in the world, but I feel duty bound to point out that absolutely none of these lines are in iambic pentameter.
This couldn’t have gone any better than it did… from Tinder
1. Unsolicited Duck Pics
Now that’s an endangered species.
Good luck with the dating game, everybody.
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