You know how sometimes you get bored on like, a deeply personal level?
It’s the kind of thing that might lead to getting on Tinder and messing around, trying to find someone to connect with, less out of a need for love and more just out of a feeling that, hey, it’s something to do.
I think that the primary force behind the kinds of conversation screenshots that we see on this page today. It’s a beautiful thing, really, the need to feel good.
10. The Investigator
This is why you need to turn on two-factor authentication, folks.
Your personal info is way, way easier to find than you think it is.
9. “I’ll Prolly Turn Gay”
Yup, that’s what generally does it. Being straight but having a slightly taller wife. That is how sexuality works.
8. What a Croc
The dynamic at play here is both mysterious and frightening.
7. WEST VIRGINIA
I like how she resisted it for all of .2 seconds.
6. Do the Math
I do not understand this but I’m sure smarter people do and that’s what matters.
5. A Quick Clarification
Thank goodness, at first I thought you were some kind of weirdo.
4. Living and Learning
That was the last day of the rest of my life.
3. Mascot Theory
“We’re not supposed to tell people,” he said to probably the 7th stranger that day.
2. In the Hood
That is how you say olive you.
1. Huh
What
To all those who seek love and feeling, I salute you. May you find success on your long, weird journey.
What’s your worst date story?
Tell us in the comments.