It’s time for some tweets! Just look at your watch to confirm!

Also, you still wear a watch? Not even a smart watch but just a normal time-telling dumb watch? What is it, some kind of treasured heirloom passed down to you by your grandfather or something? I’ll bet it is. Nerd.

Why don’t you get with the times and enjoy some Tweets with us cool kids instead.

10. You reap what you sew

I understand, I can’t even remember who I was yesterday.

9. Hulking out

That’s what you get for truly living green.

8. Oops

Except it’s significantly less funny.

7. Run for it

These are the Olympic events they’re too cowardly to show us.

https://twitter.com/BabaIraque/status/1346845238761988096

6. So weird

You really have no idea what a walking disaster you actually are.

5. Capital letters

Did I even do that title right? I’m filled with doubt now. Doubt that will haunt me the rest of my days.

4. Hallelujah

Great, now this is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of today and beyond.

3. Bonus time!

I didn’t order this but I’d still like to return it if possible.

2. Choose your own

It’s an important question and they were right to address it as quickly as possible.

1. Miserable neighbors

Lady you need to invest in a pair of headphones.

https://twitter.com/dominoedoe/status/1346500408617947136

And with that, Twitter time has ended, until it begins again, which is pretty much whenever, because Twitter never sleeps. EVER.

Who do you think are the most underrated people posting on Twitter right now?

Tell us about them in the comments.