Yanno how alarm clocks exist and they’re the worst thing TO ever exist and I want to personally smash every single one of them with a special hammer?
Yanno that? Yanno how that’s an absolute fact?
I’m sure you feel the same way. The sound of that alarm creates a pavlovian response that just does our heads in. I have to switch up the alarm sound on my phone every so often, but each new ringtone used is forever ruined. And that’s the price we pay to be awake.
But at least we can all commiserate about having to wake up and be people, by looking at these funny tweets.
10. Good moaning to you
It’s an exciting way to start the day.
The only moaning coming from my bedroom is when my alarm clock goes off.
— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) July 24, 2015
A sure fire way to wreck even a masterpiece.
want a song ruined forever? use it as your alarm clock
— 90 Day Fidance (@ianimal69) March 11, 2020
8. Looking forward
Then bedtime comes and it’s all “I can probably play video games for another six hours, right?”
I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.
~me, when I wake up in the morning
— Benny, the Dirty Mocha (@GotJbenny) January 25, 2021
7. Very alarming
“Welp, guess that part of my life is over now.”
Nothing quite like the sense of panic that set in when you wake up an hour and a half after your alarm was supposed to go off for work. pic.twitter.com/03hRYOdY8o
— Brianne Hartshorn (DhampirVampire) (@TheCrazyBree) May 26, 2019
6. No talkie
There’s no way people like this are real, I refuse to believe it.
My husband keeps trying to talk to me before 8am and I don’t understand how morning people survive into adulthood
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 24, 2021
5. Keeping count
You don’t know, but they do. They do.
Friend: How many times does your alarm clock go off in the morning?
Me: Oh, I don’t know.
Husband: *shouting from other room* THIRTEEN, DIANE. THIRTEEN.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 4, 2020
4. The sequence
Why are we doing this to ourselves as a species?
me on my phone at 3:30 am setting my alarms for 7:00 ,7:01 , 7:05 ,7:10 pic.twitter.com/yorOckjDye
— zain (@dedlad) March 27, 2019
3. Worth it
The prices we pay must be carefully weighed.
me sacrificing my entire career for 5 minutes of extra sleep pic.twitter.com/5EB7iccMuB
— T⁷ (@taebax) January 31, 2021
2. Hello again!
Ready for another day of this crap?
my anxiety when i wake up every morning pic.twitter.com/UDuiaXl28a
— lena✧ ･ﾟ (@herfeels) September 13, 2020
1. Mr. Grumpy Pus
It be like that sometimes.
When you haven't even got out of bed yet and everything is already annoying you pic.twitter.com/2utx4KfXE1
— $I!@$ (@Beast_OO7) March 1, 2021
We should all just be able to sleep ’till we wake up. Until that social goal is achieved, we will never be truly free.
What’s your best trick for getting up in the morning?
Tell us in the comments.