If you’re looking for an excuse to waste a little bit of time today, look no further. You’ve found it.
All you gotta do is hang out with us and look at these tweets. And you ARE gonna do that, right? I mean, you’re cool, aren’t you? (Come on, don’t embarrass me, I told these tweets you were cool.)
Without any further ado, let’s not worry about what ado means and start wasting our time with some funny tweets.
10. What is the meaning of this?
I’d like to get a tattoo that says “What does your tattoo mean?” in Mandarin.
sometimes the meaning of a tattoo is that you got it when u were 18
— damien (dima) (@dimakronfeld) September 9, 2021
See I’d maybe just Google the question but that’s another way to do it.
a tinder match asked me how to get past the NYT cooking paywall, I told her and then she ghosted. respect
— Tony Tulathimutte (@tonytula) September 9, 2021
8. We just figured it out
Further proof that we’re really just living in some kind of simulation.
We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”
— Jaron Myers (@jaronmyers) September 8, 2021
7. Slow blinks
It’s very important bonding time and I’ll ask you to respect that.
sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks
— ❤️? glennis ❤️? (@glennis__menace) September 9, 2021
6. What’s old is new again
Wait, is this seriously coming back around?
girls on tik tok after paying $100 on depop for a 2006 abercrombie henley pic.twitter.com/HRnxkRtS3g
— ce n'est pas erica (@sourhoestarter) September 8, 2021
5. I’ve had it up to here
It’s hard way down here, you wouldn’t understand.
"are you okay" no i've been the same height since i was 12
— the pumpkin queen (@notsixela) September 9, 2021
4. A masterpiece
That chonk is a model for the ages.
kitty got himself included in Claude Monet’s painting pic.twitter.com/JF7XU2Qktx
— lois ?♀️ (@blestallure) September 8, 2021
3. The silent treatment
Hey, she’s got a point.
My daughter is giving me the silent treatment and I asked her why and she goes “why don’t you ask your tarot cards” ?
— May✨Readings Closed? (@MaysTarot) September 8, 2021
2. I’m no superman
Sorry, I’m not a teenager anymore, I no longer have your powers.
“wyd after work” going to bed bro i ain’t no super hero
— ???? ? (@pxpimus) September 8, 2021
1. Vibes over everything
I’m picking up good vibrations and that’s it.
Im supposed to be on a budget but i choose vibes everytime ?
— RedGirlKay❤️? (@RedGirlKay) September 8, 2021
Mission accomplished: we definitely wasted a good amount of time and I for one have no regrets about it.
What’s your favorite way to kill a few hours?
Tell us about it in the comments.