I’ve never been hunting, but if it’s anything like job hunting, I can only assume that it’s incredibly tedious, repetitive, and that you find yourself often going to great lengths to kill animals you don’t actually even want to eat.

Job hunting can be frustrating. The whole market can be frustrating. Good thing we have tweets like this with which we can commiserate.

10. The most important meal of the day

If you have those here I will be a loyal employee for all time. I will die for this company, mark my words.

9. High bar

“If you enjoy a miserable existence, this is the place for you, ya weird masochist.”

8. The resume

And then also type out a cover letter which essentially says the same stuff.

7. The future tense

One thing at a time, one day at a time.

6. An exclusive club

nObOdY wAnTS tO wOrK ANyMoRe

5. Mad skills

But, college comedies assured me this was vital and important.

4. Trying to deal

I’d rather not, thank you.

3. The big questions

Kid, I think you’re gonna go far in this business.

2. A new hope

I guess it’s not all bad, huh?

1. Might get lucky

If this gig doesn’t work out, no worries, I’ve got a one in a hundred million chance of something to fall back on.

Jobs. Can’t live with ’em, literally can’t live without ’em. Best of luck to anybody out there on the hunt right now!

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