We’ve all been there. You’re scrolling around through the internet and you just stop, because the thing you’ve seen rings true. Almost too true. Almost frighteningly true. But in a funny kind of way.
That’s how these tweets might just strike you. They are works of art. Testaments to the relatability of common thought. They are our heritage, and we are here for them.
Enjoy the revealed truths in these tweets.
10. The produce shower
I wanna sit around and be misted all day as people stare at me admiringly.
god i wish that were me pic.twitter.com/d454ATQWOs
— baby geep (@sh_wnee) June 30, 2021
9. The coffee connoisseur
When I worked at a coffee shop, I didn’t actually drink coffee. I was absolutely useless with these questions.
when someone asks the barista “what’s your favorite thing on the menu ?” it’s like… keep it moving anthony bourdain this is a petes coffee
— raina (@quakerraina) June 27, 2021
8. Love Karen
Deep down, with each email we send, we are all demanding love.
when I sign off an email with "Love Karen" sans comma, it is not a typo. it is an order
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 29, 2021
7. Airport speed
You’d think we might have designed something more functional than this by now, but no.
Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don’t even THINK about stopping your car keep it moving they can jump in
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) June 28, 2021
6. The big red dog
Just stepping out into the world like everything’s fine.
what it feels like when i’m on my period pic.twitter.com/NIOTcRTVtT
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) June 30, 2021
5. The pen prompt
I feel like my generation has replaced this with “could you text that to me?”
When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen man that pressure is unreal??
— URBAN DRIP PARFAIT & LOGISTICS ABUJA?? (@MRKESSIE) June 17, 2020
4. The book report
Ah yes, I too love [name of television show.]
If my crush recommends a book, movie etc, I start acting like I have a book report due. Annotating, taking notes, reading full think pieces just to send a text….. horniness is the supreme motivator.
— soph (@sophiawpelton) July 1, 2021
3. The lice revenge
We’ve all felt this, it’s just that none of us had found the words before now.
Blocking someone isn’t enough I want them to get lice
— wraith charles (@friedpigeon_) March 31, 2021
2. No bones about it
I’m gonna guess you were in Portland, maybe.
I just saw a man pushing a bike with a skeleton wearing a wig sitting on it. Your move, rest of my life.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 27, 2021
1. Adding to the pile
And behind that pile, another.
behind every hot girl is a gigantic pile of unfolded laundry
— nesrin danan (@blackprints) June 26, 2021
Now there is some truth we can all agree on.
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