There’s something about going on a vacation that kind of just makes us lose our minds.
Suddenly money means nothing, time means nothing, and we’re convinced we need to pack more clothing for a weekend that we actually wear over the course of a month.
It’s a wonderful kind of thing, mostly. There’s a lot of nuance to it, as these tweets with big trip energy will reveal.
10. The big sad
Meanwhile your cat is not thinking about you in the slightest.
When you're on vacation and you think of your cat sitting at home alone pic.twitter.com/SmcCaEvQJH
— ? off brand paris hilton ? (@cumdumpssta) September 4, 2021
It’s a different world, it fades like a dream upon waking.
The best thing about having had a decent vacation is getting back & 24 hours later it’s like it never even happened.
— Brujo☠️Loco?MikeP (@patnspankme) August 22, 2021
8. Gotta get your steps
People who work out are one thing.
People who work out while on vacation are insane.
When you’re on vacation and still have to workout but you’re in the woods??♀️? pic.twitter.com/WYdI31aWjU
— Ashlynd Elizabeth Huffman (@AshlyndHuffman) September 30, 2021
7. What day is it?
Who cares man, just enjoy the vibes.
If you're not sure what day it is, it's a good vacation.
— ?Talk To The Hatter? (@Talk_To_The_Hat) August 24, 2021
6. Always be prepared
Better safe than sorry, I always say.
ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home*
ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if I'll need 4 French horns or 5
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) October 9, 2019
5. Don’t trip up
It’s a subtle but important distinction.
If a vacation is bad it legally becomes a trip.
— Jake Head (@JakeHead_) August 5, 2021
4. So grateful
Oh that’s right, the vast majority of my life is misery.
So grateful I took a week vacation, I came back so refreshed with a renewed sense of how much I hate working for a living
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) August 25, 2021
3. The big fantasy
“Maybe I could just live at this Ramada.”
At the part of vacation where I spend all my time fantasizing about how to never go back.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 5, 2021
2. Wine and dine
Hey, if those are the fake doctors’ orders…
I put my symptoms into WebMD and turns out I just need a bottle of wine and a vacation
— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) August 6, 2021
1. Let’s waste some time
And if anybody tries to tell you otherwise, throw your wine and a pillow at their face.
They’ll change their tune.
The best thing about vacation is that at any hour it is totally acceptable to be wasted or asleep.
— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) August 27, 2021
Well now I just really really want to go on a vacation. I’m gonna go tab through trips I can’t afford for a while as I sip a martini.
What’s the best trip you ever went on and why?
Tell us in the comments. Bon voyage!