Have you failed at something lately? But in a way that sort of felt like a win in how unique it was?
It’s a hard feeling to describe – I’m sure the Germans have a word for it, but we English speakers have to rely on just providing examples.
Examples like these fourteen tweets, which all feature a glorious failure of their own.
14. This amatuer historian-detective
That is a VERY dad thing to say.
my dad wants to road trip to JFKs death site to “see if the FBI missed anything” why can’t you just be NORMAL
— LJ🪞 (@crotchner) August 8, 2021
13. This unfortunate wording
Take a look, it’s in a book…
i’m sorry I referred to “reading” as “spreading book cheeks”
— ✨ no ✨ (@flossypremium) August 15, 2021
12. This clueless flier
And that right there is why we’re in this mess.
Ya know… 😑 pic.twitter.com/KambDYZkmY
— Andrew (@andrew3lash) August 13, 2021
11. This unfortunate beach victim
That’s the time out corner for you.
Did you know if you get your foot stung by a stingray they make you sit shamefully on the beach with your foot in a sack that says stingray and has stingrays on it pic.twitter.com/tglYkMDn04
— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) July 29, 2021
10. This time traveling shopper
These are all time-stamped for the same minute, you did NOT think this through.
— b (@lomehli) August 1, 2021
9. This use of creative license
I wonder how long it was before this was caught.
— music struggles (@musicstruggles1) August 13, 2021
8. This unfortunately telling meme
You should probably sit the next couple of rounds out, bud.
no, hang on, can we circle back to your fall plans, pic.twitter.com/J3bdMqIikJ
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) August 13, 2021
7. This family betrayal
Dang son, what did she do?
This got me crying pic.twitter.com/FXO3EURLYL
— I make logos (@NTFxGreg) August 10, 2021
6. This drunk text
We always return to the ones we love most.
Had 2 drinks last night pic.twitter.com/65ScOFS1uN
— helena (@freshhel) August 14, 2021
5. This lost connection
I thought I meant something to you.
— Andy Herren (@AndyHerren) August 13, 2021
4. This misunderstanding
We’ve all been there.
Oomf thought the barb boat was for Barbara Streisand
— Anthony ✨ (@anthonysilverr) August 13, 2021
3. This misworded headline
…or was it?
Lil Nas did what?! https://t.co/bcL8Bq8onv
— CaptainPuffin 🏳️⚧️ (@puffin_captain) August 11, 2021
2. This creative candy endeavour
Bon apple teeth.
Goofiest shit I ever did while I was high pic.twitter.com/Kk4DI9lm68
— OG (@trillary_banks_) August 12, 2021
1. This atrociously unique apartment layout
This has got to be one of the least efficient uses of space I can imagine.
The layout of this apartment I will never live in makes me so mad… pic.twitter.com/AlvC3GYgvD
— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) August 10, 2021
If we are to fail, let us fail memorably. For then, we have truly won.
What’s been your biggest fail recently?
Tell us in the comments.