At the time of writing, the person with the most Twitter followers in the entire world is former President and first African American POTUS Barack Obama with 129 million.
The second most is Justin Bieber.
The current President doesn’t even hit the top 50, at least not yet.
I don’t know what, if anything, those statistics tell us about Twitter, but it’s definitely notable how connected we are in this era, or how connected we seem to be.
However, rather than ponder all of that, let’s look at some stupid funny tweets and chortle a lot.
10. Instant gratification
At least you can’t upload from desktop. For some reason.
https://twitter.com/AlexisGZall/status/1356744185328504832
9. The Wire
Who told?
https://twitter.com/lorenzolenard/status/1359925899559243776
8. Holiday cheer
I think it’s more appropriate to say “this Holiday in particular feels deeply manipulative.”
It’s important to tell everyone you think Valentine’s Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays, found naturally occurring in the wild.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 14, 2018
7. My friend Benny
People say they take that stuff to sleep, which I don’t understand, because it makes me feel absolutely insane.
Me: Alexa, did I take too much Benadryl?
Hockey puck:
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 12, 2021
6. The last straw
The important thing is that you can’t look like you want it too much.
my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks
my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒
— Rogue (@izzyphillipsss) July 14, 2020
5. Second place
It’s kind of great because you’d make just enough money to be comfortable but not be so famous it ruins your life.
https://twitter.com/theeashleyray/status/1359895448413032452
4. Doodle time
Wait, your mom does chemical equations while chatting?
https://twitter.com/DaiKelsey/status/1359941555373629444
3. Back breaker
What am I, some sort of beatnick child?
You know you’re getting old when a chair without a back is a deal breaker
— mark normand (@marknorm) February 10, 2021
2. Bottom’s up
That’s genuinely stunning, though.
https://twitter.com/OisinOD/status/1358728853573808134
1. The next generation
KNOW YOUR PLACE, TRASH.
My Roomba knocked over the broom. Jealousy is not a good look.
— Brent Terhune Bloomington IN May 3&4 (@BrentTerhune) February 10, 2021
Come on back very soon for other Twitter jokes. There are lots, you see.
Who do you think deserves to have the most Twitter followers?
Tell us in the comments.