There’s nothing better than a solid tweet that just floats in your consciousness and makes room in your head, where it will live rent free for the foreseeable future.
And it makes such a good and respectful tenet that you have to pass it along to your friends so that it can also live in their heads, and the cycle continues for as long as it has to. And you can grow old bonding over your shared tweet, which lives in your head, even if God forbid there comes a day in which it no longer lives on the internet itself.
That’s the mark of a truly good tweet. Here are some like that right now!
10. Don’t flake out
Don’t care, sounds like a good time.
I’m like a croissant. I’m sweet but will flake on you.
— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) August 16, 2020
9. Keep it clean
The weird thing is this is probably actually on its way.
kidz bop version of WAP is gonna be like: there's some chores in this house
— Sophie Jansen (@sophie_mhj) August 16, 2020
8. Spice it up
Tonight’s gonna get a little more wild than expected.
A spicy wine? Oh you mean a jalapiñot?
— Caitlin (@caithuls) August 17, 2020
7. Take a break
This is the way to true productivity.
i have written 10 words so i will reward myself by checking my various apps for 45 minutes
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) August 18, 2020
6. Bottled up
In this house we share our resources, what’s mine is yours.
watering my plants from my water bottle is so intimate … like sip 4 u then sip 4 me lolol
— none ya (@loveliYungWoman) August 18, 2020
5. Double trouble
Most shocking moment of my young life.
How old were you when you realized Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a twin
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) August 17, 2020
4. All in moderation
Gotta keep those vampires away somehow.
recipe: use two cloves of garlic
me: got it pic.twitter.com/WdfXwfXxwg
— monyee • 周敏儀 • (@monyeeart) August 17, 2020
3. Dog days
Sounds perfectly legit to me.
Is "I wanna see what one would look like stacked on top of my dog" a good reason to have a baby?
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) August 17, 2020
2. Live Mas
May your fourth meal be the best meal.
my boyfriend and i go to Taco Bell. what do you want i ask him. a baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee. i want something that will baja last. will you marry me? they ring the taco bell. we live happily ever after mas.
— ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) August 16, 2020
1. Keep it running
That’s wonderful and also no.
therapist just told me that exercise could be an effective way to manage my anxiety and i will not be heeding that advice ❤️
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) March 16, 2021
All of those memes are gonna live in my head. Until I run out of room. At which point I guess some will need to move to, like, my pancreas.
Who are your favorite people on Twitter?
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