Are you ready to think deep thoughts? Clear your mind. Find some space. Maybe delete some unimportant stuff like family birthdays and what your cat looks like, because we need to make way for a whole new mental mess.
If you’re looking for deep thoughts, there’s no better place to start than Twitter, the home of depth and nuance that no other platform can come close to.
Here are a few things that these tweets inspired me to think about more deeply.
10. The nature of sleep
Perhaps in a few generations, evolution will do this for us.
Instead of sleep, the human body should survive on 7-10 hours of dissociative phone time
— Allie Levitan (@alliegeelev) July 21, 2021
9. Anatomical nomenclature
They’re yours, you call them whatever you’d like.
just started referring to my ovaries as “my nuts” and I feel better already
— sarah schauer ? (@sarahschauer) July 22, 2021
8. The nature of joy
It’s not about getting what you want, it’s about finding satisfaction in what you have.
Thinking about the slab of foam they gave me in the hospital because they “thought I’d enjoy it” pic.twitter.com/7Ndb0uvv3C
— Sophie (@jil_slander) July 20, 2021
7. The emptiness of space
What is the big void hiding from us?
Why is space so dark. Isn’t the sun right there??? Nobody answer
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) July 22, 2021
6. The nature of aging
She probably figured back then that you were too young to retain it.
My mom keeps saying, “Now that you’re finally old enough…” then she goes on to tell me some deep dark family secret that she already told me when I was in elementary school.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) July 22, 2021
5. Self caring, self scaring
That’s what my brain does to me all the time, it’s called anxiety.
y’all ever scare y’all self? ? like i was in the garage and i told myself “ you got 10 seconds to go upstairs or he Gon get you” LMFAOOOOO LIKE HUH
— bri baybeee? (@txhottie__) July 19, 2021
4. Identity
It is important to know thyself.
“Ugh I’m such a Carrie!”
– me every time I get revenge using my telekinesis— Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) July 18, 2021
3. Chaos and order
Enter there only those ready to lose all sanity.
My life is almost as chaotic as the zara website.
— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) July 23, 2021
2. Procrastination
Even the laptop would rather be in sleep mode.
“I’ll just wake up early tomorrow morning and finish this.”
*early tomorrow morning* pic.twitter.com/lf1NTwFETQ
— always manifesting ✨ (@Steph_I_Will) July 21, 2021
1. Pain and pleasure
A sort of literary masochism, if you will.
reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) July 20, 2021
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go register some domain names and stuff so I can use Literary Masochism as my new band name.
What’s a deep or not so deep thought that you’ve had lately?
Enlighten us with it in the comments.