What is college? Well, for American Millennials it’s that place we all went after listening to everyone tell us we had to for the first 18 years of our life just so we could subsequently take on a lot of debt while going to parties and never financially recover.
But hypothetically it’s all about, I don’t know, learning? Books? I think books are supposed to be involved. It’s hard to say. Maybe if we spend some time studying these tweets I’ll have a better idea of the concept behind college, though I should be real with you: studying was never my forte. I went to college, you see.
10. Bullet points
Yo, you’re supposed to be PROfessing not DEpressing.
My prof started our lecture by telling us he canceled the last two classes because he has been suffering from depression and this dude beside me types “prof is depressed :(“ as his first bullet point lmaoo
— sailormoon (@fayvourite_) February 1, 2019
9. So very done
This is a classic. A true original. An underappreciated masterpiece.
My assignments aren't done, but I am
— sadie meg (@sadiemegthomas) May 3, 2014
8. Teachers b like
Is there some kind of system where we could like – spread the huge assignments out instead of lumping them all together at once?
teachers b like “i know this a stressful time” and assign 30 things
— baeca (@becahahah) August 25, 2020
7. The waiting is the hardest part
If you want something done around here, you gotta do it yourself.
Not me, though.
me waiting for my uni work to complete and submit itself pic.twitter.com/Xiy6AIcNps
— tezzuh (@hotgirlt3ss) April 29, 2021
6. What did you get?
That’s a real time image of me.
"How was the online class? What did you get from it?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/C8QjYfIfzh
— Mugheri. (@iraja_mugheri) September 30, 2020
5. Study up
Or else we’re gonna have words.
I SAID STUDY!!!! pic.twitter.com/Wx07Cc95yk
— Aki 🌊 (@sssshakiiii) April 13, 2021
4. On the docs
Here we are, barely existing in the nethersphere.
When you see another classmate on the same google doc at 2 am pic.twitter.com/EdJmjUK3YS
— 🏌🏿 (@SryAbel) June 26, 2020
3. Best thing ever
Semicolons really aren’t complicated; you can use them to separate complete thoughts without ending your sentence.
the best essay feedback i (and anyone?) will ever receive pic.twitter.com/3UTDCdSthp
— Liv (@olivia_emily_) February 3, 2021
2. Bail out
The heart knows what it wants.
i just watched a girl in class look confused during the lecture then literally open up her laptop and change her major
— Shizze (@AhmedShizaan) March 23, 2018
1. It’s a judgement-free zone
This one is from Tumblr, not Twitter, but it was too true not to include.
Now that we’re educated on education, maybe we can finally get out there and all get jobs.
What was your college experience like?
Tell us in the comments.