Do you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of funny tweets
It is the music of a people who will not accept defeat
When the tweeting of our hearts
Matches the tweets of something dumb
It is the future that we bring when tomorrow comes
I hope that little anthem got you sufficiently excited for these tweets because they’re coming at you one way or the other. For one. For all.
15. Off the market
Don’t be lookin’ for any sales on me any time soon.
I am officially off the market. i’m not in a relationship. i’m just tired of y’all?
— LAY ? (@layuplayaa) June 15, 2021
14. The right stuff
There may not be much left though.
— القمر (@bintahamet) June 14, 2021
13. Worst case scenario
Just when we think we’ve hit bottom, we discover a new low.
— Zae? (@Kaptain_Kisuke) June 9, 2021
12. Thinkin’ things
Me when I’m left alone with my thoughts for even a single second.
me: “don’t overthink it. it’s not even a big deal”
also me: pic.twitter.com/1Z3dDC0XH4
— ً (@cIutchs) June 6, 2021
11. Me and the boys
Oh those rascals.
Me and my friends when the Target employees say they can’t find the red concrete balls pic.twitter.com/LeebcwXrWm
— Caro? (@bacarolaa) June 4, 2021
10. None of your business
Listen here you little sh**.
5 year old nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't gotta wife?"
Me: "I'm gay."
Nephew: "What that mean?"
Me: "It means like like men not women."
Nephew: "So why don't you have a husband?"
— The Last ? (@LikeMike_911) June 3, 2021
9. Dodged a bullet
Methinks he doth protest too much.
— ꨄ (@leanwdafanta) June 3, 2021
8. Caught in the wild
Please don’t tell people how I live.
Now DoorDash…. ? pic.twitter.com/m98bM8VIs4
— The Maya Show ✨ (@_InMayapinion) June 3, 2021
7. All cured
Oh dang, is it that easy?
self undiagnosing. I’m fine
— salem (@vodkaoatmilk) June 27, 2021
6. Off the menu
This is when I just say “I’ll have the burger please” and hope they know.
hate restaurants that make u say shit like yeah can i have the big wet daddy burger please thanks
— olive ?? (@milkandmorphine) June 23, 2021
5. The twins
They do look kinda suspicious now that you mention it.
these two ?? are disgusting. what are they smiling about? misogyny?
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) June 22, 2021
4. Wattpad woes
The people demand more literature. Hop to it, R.R.
the worst thing on Wattpad was finding a good story that the author was writing as they went along. they'd post an update like "sorry for the delay guys. finals have been crazy ??" you think I care about your GPA? Where is my chapter????
— ke (@sokinematic) June 18, 2021
3. All wet
You just gotta roll up your sleeves and be super grossed out.
“are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes
— kie (@kieransofar) June 18, 2021
2. Showing her off
She is elegance. She is grace.
Since she say I never post her ? pic.twitter.com/9GGepbExNz
— ⁿⁱᵏ (@702nik) June 15, 2021
1. The basic elements
It’s invisible light waves, fam. We’re tricking ghosts into playin’ our jams.
— victor (@childofuranus) June 15, 2021
Now go forth, my people! Be free with the tweets!
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