What is life except a series of milestones?
School graduations, birthdays, dates, weddings, jobs, retirement.
But there are a lot of other milestones that may be cause for celebration or remembrance even if we don’t typically put a lot of emphasis on them.
That’s where Twitter comes in. Because Twitter is all about documenting the banal, the small, the little moments.
Little moments that we will now celebrate, in our own little ways.
10. The Moment You Give Up and Laugh
Because the world is a massive dumpster fire and that’s kind of funny if you think about it.
Sometimes you can’t do nothing but laugh cause what lol
— Destiney? (@_JohDes) September 9, 2021
9. When You Stop Rebuying
But, but, you’ll miss out on the camera that’s better in ways so small you’d never actually notice it!
I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my iphone until it stops working
— dirty dan ? (@iCumNutella_) September 9, 2021
8. The First Baby
That’s not super duper how evolution works, but still, yeah.
the first woman to have a baby was probably like whaaaatttt the fuuuucckkkkkk
— ????????? (@spinubzilla) September 9, 2021
7. Getting Money
Turns out, it’s the milestone that really changes everything.
The best skin care routine is having money. Anything else is a lie.
— Tina ? (@lo____ren) September 9, 2021
6. The Bed Touch
Beyond this border there be no socialization.
if i touch my bed before plans the chances of me canceling increase by 98.3%
— its (@definitelykapp) September 9, 2021
5. The Text Threshold
It’s a simple test, learn to apply it.
If it's textable don't call me.
— SIE (@_badassiee) September 10, 2021
4. The Formative Phrase
Turns out none of us have much nice to say at all.
introverts were created by the phrase, ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) September 10, 2021
And its dark cousin, night breakfast.
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day” No, the most important meal is 2.5 spoonfuls of peanut butter straight from the jar while sleep-standing up horse-style and sighing into the void at 2 AM
— Kimberly ??♀️ Dinaro? (@KimberDin) September 7, 2021
2. The Late Night Talk
There’s no comfort here, just comforting words.
Late night talks hit different on these pic.twitter.com/esFp6URiqB
— Bri?n? (@brian2grimey) September 9, 2021
1. The Moment of Masterpiece
Truly an instant to be celebrated throughout the ages.
kitty got himself included in Claude Monet’s painting pic.twitter.com/JF7XU2Qktx
— lois ?♀️ (@blestallure) September 8, 2021
There are plenty of little things in life worth celebrating if you’re just willing to look hard enough.
What have you wanted to celebrate recently? Anything at all – big or small. We’re all about it here.
Tell us in the comments.