11 Confessions From Restaurant Hosts

A huge number of us have worked a restaurant job at some point in our lives, maybe for a little while, maybe for years or even decades.

There’s a good reason for that – people love restaurants. We literally have to eat, and we want to do it in a fun and easy way if we can afford to. So we interact with cooks and servers and hosts and cashiers and bussers and the like all the time – but don’t you wonder what they might not be telling you?

Here are 11 real confessions from hosts.

11. Fit it in

I guess I’ll know what to look out for now.

10. The fantasy

Hey, gotta keep your mind occupied at work somehow.

9. Spin around

You have no idea what you’re messing with behind the scenes.

8. Show off

See, you’re gonna mess with my mind with this one.

7. Lame jokes

If you’re here, you’re basic.

6. There’s a reason

Trust me, I know this place slightly better than you do.

5. Standard greeting

Ok but to be fair, you don’t actually want to know how they are, right?

4. So cheap

The pay system we have for these jobs is just insane.

3. A toss up

How do you even throw cash, really? Doesn’t it just float down in front of you?

2. Go off

Turns out your problem meant nothing, even to you.

1. Sit down

Yeah don’t mind me, I’m just standing here at the entrance for fun.

Pretty incredible how dense some people can be.

Do you have job confessions you want to get off your chest?

Leave them in the comments.